MBL/Yahoo,
you are a bunch of fucktards for banning Shoemoney.
It was fun playing with all your ridiculous exploits for about a day. But I’m bored of surfing the web as other people, and quite frankly, I’m tired of pills and porn icons showing up on client’s sites. In the end, the service as a whole has [...]
I’m Joining the MyBlogLog Boycott
The Real Dave Pasternack
I’ve said many times in the past that I think SEO contests are stupid. But the Dave Pasternack contest is beyond stupid. It’s destructive, disrespectful, and completely unprofessional.
If the only person named Dave Pasternack happened to be one of the talking frogs from Did-it, I wouldn’t really have a problem with it. But he’s not. [...]
Social Media Spammer “Video Gary” Responds
Gary actually posted this as a comment in my original post, but I thought it deserved a post of its own:
It was certainly not my intention to try to make a mockery of search engine optimization with my videos.
If that’s how that video comes across, then I apologize.
Here’s where I’m coming from, though. It [...]
Paris Hilton Thinks I’m Hot
I logged into MyBlogLog today and was stunned to find that Paris Hilton had joined my community. What was even more exciting was the fact that she left me a comment that said she thought I was “one hot monkey.”
Now to some, that might sound like an insult, but to me it’s a clear [...]
An Update on Jason Vs. the SEO World
Jason Calacanis asked on his blog who he should have on his podcast to represent SEO. Apparently I won the popular vote. Shortly after, Jason sent me an email asking me if I would be willing to come on.
Social Media Marketers Need to Accept Some Responsibility
Attention all Web 2.0 Zealots:
Spamming Digg isn’t an SEO activity. It’s an SMO/SMM activity.
So why is it that all the hip “Social Media Marketing Consultants” struggle with that concept? Is it because deflecting the wrath of all the top Digglets towards the SEO community allows them to slip under the radar with their own [...]
Cnet Bastards
This is actually beyond stupid news. Pathetically shameful would be a better description.
Cnet writer Elinor Mills recently wrote an article about how traditional newspapers are struggling with the difference between writing headlines for a print publication and writing headlines for web content.






